Life is so damn good! I have been reading a lot about my topic and every day I like it more, is going to be awesome!!!! at least for me.

Another good thing is that I have been having girl’s nights with Awesome-mom, the two of us, with clay mask and cotton balls between our toes watching chick flicks (Memoirs of a Geisha and Love Actually, it can not get sweeter than that) eating desserts hoping that the next day we are going to burn it in the pool.

And the pool, I can’t even describe what is swimming to me, swimming is my substitute of sex, getting older sucks, BIG TIME!!!! When you are over 20 + 10 many things can substitute sex, for instance: sleeping, shoes for sure, tango, art, money, fame, approval, pets and the best of all sugar.

Today, we went to the pool and it was busy busy, they even had to separate the slow swimmers to the fast, and guess what? I went with the fast ones. I am not even good, but definitely I am faster than the soccer moms, it is weird but silently people make groups, I mean elites…the guys with big muscles and super small speedos (why men do that to themselves?) exchanged looks and semi-smiles with me when they saw me keeping up with them, it is horrible!!!…there… right there a hierarchy of swimmers.




Let me tell you that I have been on the other side, and now I am crossing over as Dear Enoch would say, well is easy if you think about it, here they have only a few months of summer, this is not Florida where everybody was super fit, outdoorsy, sporty… lovers of the planet Earth. Here are a bunch of fish and chips eaters with pink cheeks.


It is so weird the act of swimming, because it is just in the middle of being a private and a public activity…you are almost naked among a bunch of almost naked people and sometimes you touch parts, get closer to others and the staring underwater, I used to hate it…you totally know when a guy is going underwater just to see you… and you know what? I am taking revenge…Thank you God!!! the small speedos are not that bad after all. See… swimming is the new sex at least gets you fit and you don’t crave tobacco afterwards.

Still no news of the rooster, I am going to start an investigation. CSI London the new series. I just remember Animal Cops, that is the best!!! Even better when you watching it high, crippled horses, houses taken by wild cats and starving dogs, what a trip…it is so damn depressive that gets to the point of being addictive, before you watch it I recommend to lock your firearms.

I went back to caffeine, I overdone it today I am shaky… I found myself alternating a sip of coffee, English tea and Diet Coke…I can’t help it I just love the smell of caffeine in the morning.