What would’ve been of my life without youtube?

Shinny came back from her romantic weekend without a ring…I have bought champagne and even cake to celebrate the sacred union of the souls in holly commitment of matrimony, well maybe some other time. We were so sure he will propose… so sure and then SB let us down, Shinny even told me about bets going on in her office.

Last night, she discovered the champagne in the fridge and we were laughing so hard, then he came and laughed even more, there is no respect in this house anymore. Sunday with a horrible hangover, SB called me to watch rugby with him in the living room, Shinny almost fainted when she saw us, beer on hand leaned over and screaming. Oh no!!! she said…I need to say that she is a girly girly girl and I have a tomboy hidden in my sleeve. Little by little our real us are coming out and we still like each other. I love rugby it is so clever and I don’t need to comment on the players…aahhhhh Damn hormones!!!.

My mom and I, always watch baseball, not because we love the game, we love the players, the are so damn chunky, so cute… we have a little fetish on chunky guys, another activity we used to watch together was the bullfights, the matadors are not chunky at all, but the always have a nice ass. Now, that I am vegetarian I don’t know if it politically correct to watch the bullfights…Oh noooo!!!, well I can promise not to watch the bull (haha)

We are planning my birthday right? And they want to take me to see the Lion King in the theatre, I didn’t know how to say that I would prefer some other thing, then I said about going to see Chicago, I was obsessed with the film when it came out, I know all the songs by heart, and they were eeeewwwww nooooo we hate Broadway! Ok never mind, so Theatre is not going to be.

Pub hopping, was suggested and I think that is what is going to be, so funny when Shinny told me, you should invite your friends from college (cricket sound in the background) after a few moments I said, I will invite them only if I they talk to me, we laughed so hard. Well, I have a couple of friends at the U, they are from Bangladesh and they don’t drink. Guysss!!!! Where the hell are you???

SB suggested to get drunk and then to get on the London Eye, not bad, but I am thinking that maybe we can go and brake in to the Queen’s Gallery and wear all the jewelry and pass out until next morning, at least we are going to look good in jail. Can you imagine SB with a tiara, he and Ivan will fight over it, I’d take my Victoria Posh sunglasses, at least in the news I will look proper.